life in the subjunctive mode

This is just an expansion of that 'Jesus in Manhattan' thing I did. No plans to actually turn this into a story, but if I did, it would be a novel entitled According to John, with him as a POV-character, and these are the updates on the characters who have made an appearance in doodles so far:

God — Mother — the Creator of the universe, who set it up to evolve like a mousetrap and now sends her daughter Johanna around to different sentient species in the universe in order to nudge them along the path to happiness without interfering with free will

Jesus — Johanna — 35 years old; daughter of illegal Ecuadorian immigrants; unemployed volunteer at a food pantry

Peter — Patricia — 47 years old; white transsexual woman, dentist, divorced biological father of three children

John — John — 17 years old; Afro-American teenager who got kicked out of his home for being gay

James — Jamie — 25 years old; John’s older half-sister, of whom he is none too fond because she’s the Golden Girl and the first person in their family to go to college

Mathew — Matt — 27 years old; white geek who went to college for video game animation, but currently works at a comic book store for lack of any actual job

Judas — Judith — 37 years old; Jamaican manager of the human resources department at a small but not unimportant business